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Episode 16 – Love (Valentine’s Day Special)

Featuring Clare Blackwood (The Beaverton, Late Night In Canada), Emma Decorte (Hilary Duff Fan Club, Ultimate Fan Fiction Championship), and Candace Meeks (Rude Dude Takedowns, My Immortal: The Webseries). This week, the panel figures out the mechanics of Spongebob’s penis, reimagines Cupid as a thirsty troublemaker, and gets “actually horny” hearing about dinosaur genitals.

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Episode 15 – Past

Featuring Korri Birch (Good News Toronto), Emilie Overton (Blood Relations), and Brie Watson (The Second City, Improv Niagara). This week, the panel debates who would win a rap battle in the Shrek universe, which Game of Thrones characters are “attainable,” and the most dramatic voting round yet.

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Episode 14 – Experiment

Featuring Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish), Axandre Lemours (Beowulf In Afghanistan, Honey Dew Me), and Craig Scorgie (Just For Laughs, Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival). This week, the panel discusses forging your own path with the scientific method, an inter-dimensional ghost orgy, and Spongebob getting sucked off by a snail.

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Episode 13 – Regret

Featuring Jon Blair (CBC Radio’s Because News, Now More Than Ever), Nkasi Ogbonnah (Second City Mainstage, Untitled Black Sketch Project), and Jason Voulgaris (Shots Fired!, MCU Improvised). This week, the panel tries to get sponsors for the show, learns about drowning in your own piss, and names their first-ever Ultimate Loser.

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Episode 12 – Beginning

Featuring Andrew Bushell (Second City Mainstage, Christmas Catch), Jeff Clark (Clark-Sauce), and Hailey Masterson (MCU Improvised). In our first episode of 2021, the panel discusses how they spent their holidays, trading tickles for oral, and the best way to measure the size of a dinosaur’s erection.

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Episode 11 – Holly Jolly (Christmas Special)

Featuring Glenys Marshall (Edinburgh Fringe Festival), Erin Pim (The Bed Post Podcast), and Christopher Seeney (Cookie Biscuits, Jack Computer). On the holiday special – and the last episode of 2020 before a seasonal break – the panel discusses which is the sexiest Christmas carol, how many boners Wolverine would have hidden in his hands, and the worst thing to hear in Rudolph’s voice.

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Episode 10 – Unique

Featuring Leslie Cserepy (The Improv Punch Up), Brian Edwards (MCU Improvised, Pinky & The Brian), and Grace Smith (I’m Not Mad At You, Things With Cats). The panel competes for…

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Episode 9 – Talent

Featuring Bridget Cann (Rude Dude Take Downs, MCU Improvised), Simon McCamus (The Second City, Fake Cops) and Zoe Towne (EP Mint & Roses, Ouija Shark). The panel experiments with Space Jam ASMR, and…

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Episode 8 – Betrayal

Featuring Robyn Bacon (Fanny Pack Improv), Oliver Georgiou (Syncing Ships) and Rebecca Reeds (SiriusXM, CBC Comedy). The panel discusses Squidward’s skin-coloured pants, bee-on-human sex, and getting hot and bothered by…

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Episode 7 – Firsts

Featuring Marc Hallworth (SiriusXM, Vest of Friends Podcast), Dana Schiemann (Letterkenny, Canadian Air Guitar Champion), and Velvet Wells (Crooner, Holodeck Follies). The panel discusses sports terms for sex, uses math to calculate the relative size…

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